UK Metal Detectorists' Joke
"Q. What’s the difference between the Treasure Trove Awards Committee and terrorists?The Treasure award in the UK is discretionary, it can always be withheld. There is also a procedure for questioning the TVC valuation. But even with a system where Treasure hunters are treated fairly and generously at public expense, instead of being locked up as they are elsewhere, individuals like these want more, and more.
A. You can negotiate with terrorists."
Vignette: metal detectorists, vacant as they come.