Rehabilitated With Visits to British Museum

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The Summer of 2011 was notable for the riots across Britain, and the chaos that ensued such riotous looting behaviour. There is some positive news about the people involved in the rioting, as government agencies have rehabilitated over 95% of the looters, sources claim:

"The looters of 2011 are all rehabilitated and cured. It was actually quite a simple operation to cure the majority of the looters and vandals who perpetrated such heinous bouts of rioting during the late Summer 2011. We simply took them on weekly excursions to the British Museum in London to show them that looting is a terrible crime and must be stopped at all costs," Angela Brinkinstowe, a health worker at the government's Loot Less Initiative told the Daily Mail. The weekly visits to the British Museum have successfully curbed the mass looting instincts of the rioters.

Sir Neil Sloane, 'Looters of Summer 2011 Rehabilitated With Visits to British Museum', Daily Squib, 22nd Nov 2012 (in case anyone is misled - this is a spoof text of unknown authorship).